Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 22 Jun 1999 09:12:29 -0400
"Got Milk???"
A husband suspects his wife is having an affair.
He needs to go on a business trip for several
days, so he decides to set a trap for her.
He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the
bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it
calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not
drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there is any
more weight than that, the spoon will drop into
the milk and he will detect it upon his return
home.
He comes home several days later. The first
thing he does is reach under the bed and
retrieve the bowl.
The bowl is full of butter.
************************************************************
"Formal Affairs"
The husband finally wised up to the fact that his
wife was less than faithful. He hired a private
investigator to follow her and, in less than a
week, had all the information that he needed on
the "other man."
The husband convinced himself that his would
still be a loving and trustworthy marriage had
not this S.O.B. come onto the scene. Being a
man of the 90s and all, he decided to handle the
matter in what he judged to be sophisticated
and business- like manner.
He sent the following e-mail to his wife's lover:
Sir,
It has been brought to my attention that for some
time now you have been carrying on an affair with
my wife. So that we may settle this matter in an
intelligent fashion, please be at my office at 3 PM
on Friday next.
The "other man" was highly amused by the
husband's formal manner and sent the following
reply:
Dear Sir,
I have received a copy of the your mass mailing
this morning. You may be advised that I will
attend the scheduled conference in your office's
auditorium.
This archive was generated by hypermail 2.0b3 on Wed Jun 23 1999 - 09:00:02 EDT