Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Thu, 17 Jun 1999 22:55:02 -0400
Woman shopping for wallpaper to clerk: "Now
we're getting somewhere. That's the exact
opposite of what I'm looking for."
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"Washing Machine"
The department store salesman had almost
completed his pitch to the woman to convince
her to buy one of those miniature washing
machines.
She paused and considered it, while watching
it in action. Finally, she said, "Sir. I want my
clothes agitated -- not just irked."
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"Paper Or Plastic?"
I was shopping at our local supermarket. When
I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful
young blonde ahead of me.
As she placed her groceries on the checkout
stand, the bagger asked her, "Paper or plastic?"
"It doesn't matter," she replied, ... "I'm bisacksual."
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Chuck was shopping and saw the Hi-C candy
canes. "I thought they'd taste good so I looked
at the flavors." The box said there were four:
Cherry, Orange, Lemon, and Green. Green???
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"Shopping List"
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys:
* one can of beans
* one bag of potato chips
* one pack of burgers
* one tub of icecream
* one cake
* one yogurt
* one pint of milk.
He takes them over to the checkout, and
the girl looks at what he has bought and
asks if he is single.
The guy says sarcastically, "Yes. However
how did you guess?"
The girl replies: "You're an ugly bastard."
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