Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 13 Jun 1999 11:33:17 -0400
"Truth Is Revealed"
As the Broadway showgirls were dressing
for a performance, one of them noticed her
friend was no longer sporting a flashy
engagement ring.
"What happened, Lily?" she asked, pointing
to the bare finger.
"The wedding off?"
"Yeah," Lily admitted. "I saw him in a bathing
suit last week, and he looked so different
without his wallet."
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"Sunbathing On The Roof"
Joan, the well proportioned secretary, spent
almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the
roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the
first day, but on the second, she decided that
no one could see her way up there, and she
slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She'd hardly begun when she heard someone
running up the stairs. She was lying on her
stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her
rear end.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant
manager of the hotel, out of breath from running
up the stairs. " The Hilton doesn't mind your
sunbathing on the roof, but we'd appreciate you
wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make?" Joan asked
rather calmly. " No one can see me up here,
and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Well, not exactly," said the embarrassed
gentleman. "You're lying on the dining room
skylight..."
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