Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 12 Jun 1999 10:25:34 -0400
"Golf Widow"
Tired of being a golf widow, a woman took up
the game and wound up playing with her
husband on a country course one day. He hit
his drive way off into the rough, behind a barn.
She came over to take a look, surveyed the
situation, and suggested that if he opened
both barn doors he could hit his ball straight
through the barn to the green.
He saw this as an excellent idea, complimented
her for her suggestion, then opened the doors
and stepped up to the ball. He made a swing
and great contact. Unfortunately, the ball was
off line, careened off the door frame, hit the
wife in the head and killed her.
Years went by, the man finally remarried, and
this time found himself a golfer for a wife.
Incredibly, the same situation occurs. The
man is in the rough behind the same barn. His
new wife took a look at his ball and suggested
that he could make the green if he opened
both barn doors and hit through the barn.
"No way," he says. "I can't do that."
"Why not?" she asks.
"The last time I did that something terrible
happened."
"What?" she asked.
"I got a double bogey."
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"Bad Day At The Golf Course"
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular
club member skipped the clubhouse and started
to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot
to get his car, a policeman stopped him and
asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole
about twenty minutes ago?"
"Yes," the golfer responded.
"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went
over the trees and off the course?"
"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.
"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your
ball flew out onto the highway and crashed
through a driver's windshield. The car went out
of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire
truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire,
and the building burned down. So, what are you
going to do about it?"
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...
"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my
grip and lower my right thumb."
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