Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 05 Jun 1999 21:36:18 -0400
"Silly Math Test"
Try this out. It actually works.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It only takes 30 seconds. Work this out as you
read. Don't read the bottom result until you've
worked it out! (You may use a calculator.)
1. First of all, pick the number of days a week
that you would like to eat out.
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2. Multiply this number by 2.
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3. Add 5.
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4. Multiply it by 50.
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5. If you have already had your birthday this year
add 1749. If you haven't, add 1748.
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6. Last step: Subtract the four digit year that you were born.
SEE BELOW
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You should now have a three digit number: The
first digit of this was your original number (i.e.
how many times you want to go out each week).
The second two digits are your age!!!
This is the only year (1999) it will ever work.
P.S. For a sexier answer, pick the number of
days a week that you would like to have sex
instead of eating out..
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"Amazing Math?"
This Truly Amazing! I was amazed by this one!
This is great!! You have to make sure that you
follow the steps accordingly. If you do this right
and don't cheat, you'll be amazed by what you
learn!!..
STEP ONE
Pick a number between 1 and 100.Multiply it by 5.
Add your age. Minus the number in your family.
Divide the number by 10 (rounding to the nearest
whole number). Write down the number on 1 side
of a piece of paper.
STEP TWO
Pick another different number between 1 and 100.
Multiply by 1998. Add the number in your family.
Minus your age. Divide the number by 10 (rounding
to the nearest whole number). Write down the
number on the other side of the piece of paper.
STEP THREE
Take the first 2 digits of your home phone number.
Add them to the last 2 digits of your work number.
Multiply by 365. Write the number on a new sheet
of paper.
STEP FOUR
Fold the first page in half. Now fold the second page.
Place them side by side. Now pick up the two sheets
(sheet 1 in your left hand, sheet 2 in your right hand).
Divide the sum of both pages by pi (3.14)
SCROLL DOWN!!!
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Find a garbage can and place the sheets in it. Now,
using both your hands, slap yourself around the
head while repeating: "I'm an idiot who wastes way
too much time on this silly math stuff!!"
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