Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 26 Jul 1999 02:49:56 -0400
"Cab Fare I"
After traveling a few blocks, Miss Bigtits
realized she had no money and immediately
informed the driver. "You'd better stop. I
can't pay you and it's ten dollars already,"
she said.
The driver checked her out in the rear-vision
mirror.
"That's okay," he said. "I'll turn down the first
dark street, get in the back seat and take off
your bra."
"You'd be cheating yourself," she replied.
"This bra is only worth five dollars."
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"Cab Fare II"
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted
an arm waving from the shadows of an alley
halfway down the block. Even before he
rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped
into the cab and slammed the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled
away, he was startled to see a dripping wet,
naked woman sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammered.
"Union Station," answered the woman.
"You got it," he said, taking another long
glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and
asked, "Just what the hell are you looking
at, driver?"
"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're
completely naked, and I was just wondering
how you'll pay your fare."
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up
on the front seat, smiled at the driver and
said, "Does *THIS* answer your question?"
Still looking in the mirror, the unperturbed
cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"
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