Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 13 Jul 1999 21:14:33 -0400
"Differences Between Bathing Suits
Of 'Now' & 'Then'"
The difference between bathing suits of Now
and Then is that the bathing suits of the past
required that you open the suit to see the
buttocks.
The bathing suits today require that you open
the buttocks to see the suit.
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"Legislation"
An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation:
"No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any
highway within this state unless she be escorted
by at least two officers or unless she be armed
with a club."
A club?? A gun would be better. - LadyHawke
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"Don't Feel Fat!"
Did you know that...
* If shop mannequins were real women,
they'd be too thin to menstruate.
* There are 3 billion women who don't look
like super models and only eight who do.
* Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14!!
* If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have
to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
* The average American woman weighs 144
lbs. and wears between a size 12 and 14.
* One out of every four college-aged women
has an eating disorder.
* The models in the magazines are airbrushed:
they're not perfect!!
* A psychological study in 1995 found that
three minutes spent looking at models in a
fashion magazine caused 70% of women to
feel depressed, guilty, and shameful.
* Models twenty years ago weighed 8% less
than the average woman, today they weigh
23% less.
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