Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 12 Jul 1999 08:57:53 -0400
Top Ten Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up
And Had A Vagina For A Day:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and
cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour
and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong
ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...
BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be
ready for more without sleeping first. (Yeah!)
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and
ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts,
too...
And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they
woke up with a vagina...
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
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Top Ten Things Women Would Do If They Woke Up
And Had A Penis For A Day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get oral sex.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating
the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men
at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl
consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end
of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought
to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to
see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light
refraction which occurs between a man's eyes
and the ruler situated next to his member which
causes two inches to be added to the final
measurement.
... And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do
if they woke up with a penis...
1. Repeat number 9.
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