Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 02 Jul 1999 15:37:35 -0400
"A Working Dog"
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer.
Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying
wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal,
wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks
on him.
The dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised.
This is just part of my job."
"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it!
Does your boss know what a prize he has in you?
An animal that can talk!"
"No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man
finds out I can talk, he make me answer the phone
as well!"
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"Dog's Telegram"
A German shepherd went to a Western Union
office, took out a blank form and wrote, "Woof..
woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof...woof."
The clerk examined the paper and told the dog,
"There are only nine words here. You could
send another 'woof' for the same price."
"But," the dog replied, "that would be silly."
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"A Talking Dog"
There was a guy who took his dog into a bar.
Upon seeing the dog, the bartender tells the
owner that dogs were not allowed into the bar.
"Oh, this dog is special. This dog can talk,"
the owner said.
"Really," the bartender replied, "Sure it can
'speak,' like almost any dog."
"No," the owner said, "This dog can actually talk
like a normal human."
The bartender couldn't believe this for one second.
He then decided to make a bet with the owner. "I
tell you what, I'll give you free drinks for the evening
if that dog can do what you're saying."
The owner turns to the dog and asks, "Who was
the greatest baseball player of all time?"
The dog answers, "Roof!"
Upon hearing this, the bartender picks up the owner
and the dog and throws them out the door.
While sitting on the sidewalk, the dog turns to the
owner quite confused,
"What? Ty Cobb?!?"
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