Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 02 Jul 1999 15:27:40 -0400
"Medical Opinion?"
A guy goes to see a doctor and the doc asks him
what he can do for him. "I want you to take a look
at my old fella", the guy says as he drops his pants.
So the doctor takes a look. After a thorough
examination, the doctor tells the guy that he can't
find anything wrong with it.
The guy replies, "I know that, but ain't it a beauty!"
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"Choices, Choices...."
A man was in an accident and his penis was
chopped off. He was rushed to the hospital
where the doctor examined him, and after
careful examination said,
"We can replace it with a small size for $2,000,
a medium size for $5,000, or an extra-large
size for $10,000. I realize it's a lot of money,
so take your time and talk it over with your wife."
When the doctor came back into the room
he found the man staring sadly at the floor.
"We've decided," the man told him as he
choked back tears. "My wife says she'd
rather have a new kitchen."
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"'Up' The Memory Lane?"
The couple had split-up a few months ago, but
still remained good friends, which worked out
pretty good, since they lived in the same
apartment building.
The man slipped on the ice and broke his arm.
He met his ex-girlfriend in the elevator, and she
asked if there was anything she could do to help.
He said, "Well, actually, you can. If it's not too
much trouble, could you help me take a bath?"
She readily agreed and soon was washing
him when she saw a gradual erection begin to
appear.
"Now, isn't that sweet," she cooed, "Look
Henry, it still recognizes me!"
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