Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 30 Jan 1999 13:21:11 -0500
I have a button that says, "I don't care how they do it
around here. I'm from New York."
I have yet to wear it, though...
LadyHawke
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Sayings That Should Be Buttons Or Bumper
Stickers"
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
Do I look like a freakin' people person?
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole
time.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
The Bible was written by the same people who said
the Earth was flat.
And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name
streets after them.
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you
realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Back off! You're standing in my aura.
Adults are just kids who owe money.
One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
You look like poop. Is that the style now?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted
paychecs.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
You! Off my planet!
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap!
You choose.
I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
I have a computer, a pizza delivery and a vibrator.
Why should I leave the house?
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Does this condom make me look fat?
It ain't the size, it's... er... no, it IS ..the size.
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