Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 13 Jan 1999 11:24:01 -0500
Ahh, the college years... What fond memories...
LadyHawke
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"Need Heat"
or Effective Advertising
There once was a conservative college in the mid-west
that had a standing rule, the heat was not to be turned
on in the dormitories prior to a certain date. Unfortunately,
one year, winter decided to rear its ugly head early.
Students in both the men's and women's dormitories
complained about the bitter cold, but were told that
nothing could be done. After days of no heat and no
respite in immediate sight, the ladies realized that their
dorm faced the equally cold men's dorm. They turned
a bed sheet into a banner with the message,
"TURN ON THE HEAT OR WE'LL TURN ON THE BOYS!"
The heat was on within hours!
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"Please Move Your Cars"
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement
came over the intercom: "Will the students who are
parked on University Drive please move their cars so
that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there
was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred
students who went to move 26 cars return to class."
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"Labels"
A Pharmacy Sophomore was taking a course in
dispensing. One day they were discussing the
various labels affixed to prescription containers, such
as "Take with food" and "Take with water." At the
end of class, the professor passed out a few sample
labels. Days later she noticed that a classmate had
struck one of them onto his chemistry textbook. It read,
"Caution: may cause drowsiness."
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