Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 12 Jan 1999 09:56:54 -0500
I wonder who analyzes the analysts. "Hi, I'm Dr. K. I will
be your patient today..." Nahhh...
LadyHawke
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"Psychiatric Q & A" (For Dr H. K. of L.I., NY)
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: What is Psychology?
A: That which you never find on a list of the most admired
professions.
Q: Why does the medical society prohibit sex between a
psychiatrist and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially
the same service.
Q: Should not electrocutioners and electroshock psychs
be in the same union?
A: Hmmm.... no, don't answer that....
<>*<>*<>*<>*<> Quickie du Jour <>*<>*<>*<>*<><>*<>*<>*<>
The shrink wondered as he looked at the modern sleek
aircraft that was to take him to Chicago, "Is it merely
coincidence that the plane's phallic design is also
aerodynamically sound?" Such problems occupy
shrink's thinking.
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"Ineffective Advertising" (A LadyHawke's Favorite)
A psychotherapist, starting from scratch, was having
such success in his business that he could now afford
to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares.
So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it
above his shop entrance.
But, instead of his business building up, it began to
slacken. He had especially noticed the ladies shying
away from his shop after reading the sign board. So
he decided to check it out himself. Then he began to
understand why!
The boy found a small wooden board so he had to split
the word in 3 places.
The sign read:
Psycho-
the-
rapist.
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