Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 11 Jan 1999 10:23:03 -0500
I think I've seen this mirror somewhere.... Can't remember
where it was, though... Oh, oh....
LadyHawke
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"Mirror Mirror On the Wall...."
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where,
in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If
one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth,
one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF*
one is instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be
seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies
Room, stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm
the most beautiful woman in the world."
*POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror
and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive!"
*POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in, stands
before the mirror and says, "I think..."
*POOF*
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"A Blonde And The Alligator Shoes"
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with
the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the
blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe
you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps,
set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he
spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water,
shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator
swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the
creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the
swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the
dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the
blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts
out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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