Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 05 Jan 1999 08:39:43 -0500
One guy asks the other, "Say, have you ever been to bed
with an ugly woman?"
The second guy says, "No, but I've woken up with plenty."
Enough said, eh?
LadyHawke
~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Blind Date"
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take
another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly
arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would
have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on
a grim expression and said,
"I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine
would have had to!"
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A Gift for Beloved"
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive
locket as a present for his girlfriend.
"Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler.
The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the
pragmatic, steadfastly replied,
"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if
we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can
use it again."
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Dear John,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.
Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my
heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place. I love you.
All my love,
Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx
P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.
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