Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 26 Feb 1999 08:03:01 -0500
A lady should never reveal her age.... Or should she?
LadyHawke
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"Playing One's Age"
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables
in Las Vegas. She's down to her last $50.
Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck!
What in the world should I do now?" A man
standing next to her, trying to calm her down,
suggests, "I don't know... Why don't you play
your age?"
He walks away. Moments later, his attention
is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette
table. Maybe, she won! He rushes back to the
table and pushes his way through the crowd.
The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened?
Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all
her money on 29. When 36 came up, then she
just fainted!"
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"Out Of Luck"
A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus
stop where two Englishmen are waiting.
"Entschuldigung Sie Bitte, koennen Sie Deutsch
sprechen?" he says.
The two Englishmen just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?"
The two continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?" No response.
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted and
frustrated.
The first Englishman turns to the second and says,
"Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language..."
"Why?" says the other, "That bloke knew four
languages, and that didn't do him any good!"
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