Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 22 Feb 1999 13:03:04 -0500
Deep Voices might be fun for a while, but one must
use one's own wits, too!
LadyHawke
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"A Deep Voice" (A LadyHawke's Favorite)
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears
a deep voice: DIG!
He looks around: nobody's there. "I am having
hallucinations," he thinks. Then he hears the voice
again: I SAID, DIG !
So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands,
and after some inches, he finds a small chest with
a rusty lock.
The deep voice says: OPEN!
Ok, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a
rock with which to destroy the lock, and when the
chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.
The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO!
Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the
man takes the chest and walks to the casino.
The deep voice says: ROULETTE!
So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of
roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables
where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
The deep voice says: 27!
The man takes the whole pile and drops it at the
27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet
when the croupier throws the ball.
The ball stays at the 26.
The deep voice says: OOOPS!
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"A Trip to Las Vegas"
A man comes home to find his wife packing her
bags.
"Where are you going?" demands the surprised
husband.
"To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that
will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!"
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and
then began packing HIS bags.
"What do you think *you* are doing?" she screamed.
"I'm going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how
you're going to live on $800 a year!"
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