Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 10 Feb 1999 21:14:48 -0500
With friends like this, who needs enemies?
LadyHawke
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"The Rescue"
A ladder was placed against the bedroom window
of a burning house, and a young fireman rushed up.
Inside was a curvy brunette in a see-through nightie.
"Aha," said he, "You're the second pregnant girl I've
rescued this year!"
"But I'm not pregnant," indignantly exclaimed the
brunette.
"You're not rescued yet either."
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"Fire At The Blonde's House"
This blonde's house catches on fire. She calls the fire
department and screams, "Help Me, Help Me! My house
is on fire."
The fireman says, "How do I get there?"
The blonde says, "DUHHH, The big red truck!"
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"Try To Put Out This Fire..."
A man who worked for the fire department came home
from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have
a wonderful system at the firehouse. Bell #1 rings, and we
all put our jackets on. Bell #2 rings, and we all slide down
the pole. Bell #3 rings, and we are on the truck and ready
to go!"
"So," he continues, "From now on, we're going to run
this house the same way. When I say Bell #1, I want
you to strip naked. When I say Bell #2, I want you to
jump into bed and when I say Bell #3, we're going to
make love all night!"
The wife is agreeable with this arrangement.
The next night, he came home from work and yelled,
"Bell #1!"
The wife took off all her clothes.
"Bell #2!".....The wife jumped into bed.
"Bell #3!"..... They began passionate loving...
After two minutes, the wife yelled, "Bell #4!".....
The husband asked "What the hell is this Bell #4?"
"MORE HOSE!" she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE
NEAR THE FIRE!"
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