Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 02 Aug 1999 03:54:30 -0400
"Communicate"
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one
day. The girl approaches the boy and says,
"Hey Tommy, wanna play house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate,"
Little Tommy is confused so he says to her,
"That word is too big. I have no idea what it
means."
The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You
can be the husband."
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"School Play"
A little boy comes home from school and tells
his mother he has been given a part in the school
play.
"Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?"
The boy beams, "I play the part of the husband!"
The mother scowls and says, "Go back and
tell your teacher you want a speaking part!!"
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"Marry My Sister?"
We were seated at the dinner table, my wife,
my daughter Bette (about 7), my son "Jimbo"
(about 4), and myself.
All during dinner, my wife and I had noticed how
well the kids were getting along that night --
none of the usual bickering, picking at each other.
As we were just about finished eating, my son
suddenly said, "I love Bette! When I grow up, I'm
gonna marry her!"
Well, my mind started spinning! I thought, "Oh
no, how am I gonna explain this to a 4-year-old?"
Just then Bette, with all the childlike simplicity
that only a 7-year-old possesses, saved the day
by saying, "Oh no, we couldn't do that, Jimbo!
Cause then our kids would only have one set of
grandparents!"
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