Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 02 Aug 1999 03:37:39 -0400
"Married Life" aka "Men Must Brag"
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next
to an American on an overseas flight. After a
few cocktails, the men began discussing their
home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times,"
the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning
she made me delicious crepes, and she told
me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,"
the Italian responded, "and this morning she
made me a wonderful omelet and told me
she could never love another man."
When the American remained silent, the
Frenchman smugly asked "And how many
times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.
"And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
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"Stupid Wives Club"
An Englishman, a German, an Irishman
and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar,
drinking, and discussing how stupid their
wives were.
The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife
is so stupid. Last week she went to the
supermarket and bought $300 worth of
meat because it was on sale, and we don't
even have a fridge to keep it in."
The German says, "That's nothing, my
wife just spent $1,000 on ski equipment,
and she can't even ski!"
The Scotsman agrees that she sounds
pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.
"Just last week, she went out and spent
$17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and
she doesn't even know how to drive!"
The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that
these three women sound like they all walked
through the stupid forest and got hit by every
branch. However, he still thinks his wife is
dumber. "Ah, it kills me every time I think of it,"
he chuckles. "My wife left to go on a trip to
Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and
she must have put about 100 condoms in
there, and she doesn't even have a penis!"
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