Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 27 Apr 1999 21:58:29 -0400
"I Can't Do That, Officer!"
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been
weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to
the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to
blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that.
I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really
bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the
station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I
do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am
also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low
blood sugar."
"All right, then I need you to come out here
and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
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"Mistaken Drunk"
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had
been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel,
the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start,
the phone rang a second time, and the same voice
came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the
back seat by mistake."
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