Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 06 Apr 1999 08:32:59 -0400
"Plot For Sale...."
A sweet girl of Seventeen is very eager to offer a
small lovely "TRIANGULAR PLOT" for sale. The plot
is centrally located on the slope of the lower area
but not observed or explored by anybody till date.
For the last Seventeen years the plot being tenderly
cared and looked after by the girl herself. The plot
is fertile and can bear best result even in the first
planting. For the last four years the plot is covered
with shiny black curly grass which is very tender to
touch. No machine has yet been used for trimming
the grass which has now covered the wild area.
Another thing which adds beauty of the plot is the
fantastic pond hidden under it.
Offer are immediately invited from young men with
firm and energetic capital which can be put in
easily and this must give out flowing white liquid capital.
The young man should be strong enough to plough
in hard with his own tool. Although initially it will be
hard and a bit difficult to cut open the gate seal. Once
the capital is put in the entrance, he will not repent
and will be delighted to have ventured into the site.
Since the neighbors are waiting for an opportunity
to pounce on this marvellous plot make haste to be
first to enter into the site.
Yet another fact to be disclosed regarding the site
is that the "DOUBLE HILLS" on the top of the said
plot are already captured by the local students.
Anyhow, they are not permitted to go down. Offer
for lease or retail will not be accepted.
NB : ENTRANCE FROM THE BACK GATE
STRICTLY PROHIBITED.
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"The Mathematics Of Relationships"
They integrated from the very point of origin. Her
curves were continuous, and even though he was
odd, he was a real number. They both wanted to get
skewed. The day their lines first intersected, they
became an ordered pair. From then on it was a
continuous function. They were both in their prime,
so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel.
She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular
line, and he was amazed by her conical projections.
"Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she
reached her local maximum. They had many
simultaneous solutions. He taught her the chain rule
as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple
harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations
of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the
critical point, their finite limit.
After that they slept like logs. Later she found him
taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, it was
improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she
was irrational, not to mention square. It seemed as
though she was from another dimension. Things just
weren't adding up.
They diverged. That was a real plus because he
needed to get her out of his domain. She's currently
reaching the limit in a relationship that is somewhat
undefined. He is currently unable to afford dating
because he did a cosine on a loan for his son, Ray.
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