Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 05 Apr 1999 08:40:21 -0400
Being naughty might be fun...
LadyHawke
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"No Sex for Lent?"
As an ultimate test of his will power, a man
decided to give up sex for Lent. Although not
thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to
support him in this effort. The first few weeks
weren't too difficult.
Things got tougher during the next couple of
weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest night
clothes and chewed on garlic before going
to bed.
The last couple of weeks were extremely tough
on the husband, so the wife took to locking the
bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep
on the couch.
Easter morning finally came. A knock came
on the wife's bedroom door.
"KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!" Husband:
"Guess who?"
Wife: "I know who it is!"
Husband:"Guess what I want?"
Wife: "I know what you want!"
Husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"
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"Lent Wedding Night"
On the first night of their honeymoon, the very
naive virgin bride slipped into a sexy, but sweet
nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into
bed, only to find that her husband had settled
down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently
not going to make love to her, he replied,
"Because it's Lent."
"Why, that is the most ridiculous thing I have
ever heard," she exclaimed, close to tears.
"To whom and for how long?!"
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