A modest (??) Irish young lass had just purchased some
lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence,
"If you can read this you're too damn close!" embroidered
on her panties and bra.
"Yes madame," said the clerk, "I'm quite certain that could
be done. Would you prefer block or script letters?"
"Braille," she replied, innocently (?) lowering her lashes.
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"London Weather"
An American was waiting on a London street corner. An
attractive English girl was passing by when a gust of wind
blew her dress above her waist.
"A bit airy..." remarked the American.
Hearing this, the Cockney girl replied indignantly,
" 'ell yes! What did you expect - feathers?!"
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"How Do You Call It In Sweden?"
An American soldier was on duty in Sweden. He took a
Swedish gal out to the movies. They settled in, started
some light petting, and the American says, "Now in America
we call this hamburger."
The gal says, "Yah, yah vee call dis hamburger in Svedin, too."
The movie continues and they go a little further. The American
says, "Now in America, we call this pastrami." The gal says,
"Yah, yah vee call dis pastrami in Svedin too."
They decide to leave the movie and go park. They get in the
back seat and really go at it. Afterwards, the American says,
"Now in America we call this a sandwich." The gal says,
"Yah yah, vee call dis a sandvich in Svedin too. Only we put
a little more meat in it."