In a crypt is the following:
Two mothers and their sons
Two fathers and their daughters
Two husbands and their wives
Two maidens
The complication is that there are only six graves.
No tricks, no play on words. Can you figure it out?
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"How To Survive A Halloween"
1. When it appears that you have killed the monster,
never check to see if it's really dead.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud,
even as a joke.
3. Do not search the basement, especially if the
power has just gone out.
4. Never accept invitations from strangers, especially
individuals who inexplicably live in isolated areas
and have no contact with society.
5. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open
portals to Hell.
6. If you're searching for the cause of a noise and
find out that it's not just the cat, leave the room
immediately if you value your life.
7. If appliances start operating by themselves, move
out.
8. Do not take anything from the dead.
9. If you find a town which is deserted, it's probably
for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.
10. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology
unless you're sure you know what you're doing.
11. Stay away from certain geographical locations,
some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street,
Transylavania, Nilbog, the Bermuda Triangle, or any
small town in Maine.
12. If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to
the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
13. Beware of strangers bearing tools such as
chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric
carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane
torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device
made from deceased companions.
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"Scare Me!"
Little Johnny and Little Mary were walking home
from school one day. As they walked along, they
saw two dogs knotted up along side the road, doing
it, well, doggy style.
"What are they doing, Johnny?" Mary asked. Well,
Little Johnny, being a man of the world for all his 12
years, knew what they were doing but was
embarrassed to say it, so he said, "Well, he's scaring
her." Little Mary said, "Oh."
They walked a little farther, and Little Mary said,
"Scare me, Little Johnny." Well, Little Johnny thought,
"What the Hell." So he took her into the bushes and
"scared" her.
After they were finished, they started walking home again.
Pretty soon, they walked past a stallion mounting a mare
in the field. "What are they doing, Little Johnny ?", she
asked. "Well, he's scaring her." So Little Mary said, "Scare
me again, Johnny." Well, Little Johnny took her into the
bushes and "scared" her again.
After they were finished, they started walking home again.
Pretty soon, you guessed it, they saw a bull and a heifer in
the field, going at it. "What are they doing, Little Johnny?"
she innocently (?) asked again. "Well, he's scaring her"
Little Johnny said once again. After a few more minutes of
walking, Little Mary said, "Scare me again, Little Johnny."
Now Little Johnny, being a little tired by now, had just about
had enough, so he yelled out,
"Boo, damn it, boo!"