A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on
but a young naked woman on his back.
"So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked.
"I'm a snail." The man replied.
"What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a
snail when all you've got is that young naked woman on
your back?"
"You've got it wrong," the man replied. "That's Michelle."
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"A Human Toy"
The guy had invited his girl to attend a Halloween party
with him, and showed up at her door wearing only a pair
of roller blades.
"Uh, and just what on Earth are you supposed to be?"
she asked.
"What else?" he replied smiling. "I'm a pull toy!"
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"A Party Costume II"
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a
costume party, I want to go as Adam."
The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough." She
brings out a bigger one.
He says, "Still not big enough." She brings out a huge fig leaf.
He says, "Still not big enough."
She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your
shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"
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