Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
The barmaid came over to take their orders.
"And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The third vampire shook his head at his companions
and said, "I will have a glass of plasma."
The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the
bar and called to the bartender,
"Two bloods and a blood light!"
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"A Bloody Nose"
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered
in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the
cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and
began hassling him about where he got it. He told
them to go away and let him get some sleep. However,
the bats persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with
hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley
they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly
milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a hungry frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat tiredly, "Because I didn't!"
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