A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was
raining and put his head out the window to check. As he
did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see
where it came from in time to see a young woman looking
down.
"Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.
On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the
man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly
afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's
plenty to eat. Would you like to join me?"
He readily accepted her offer, and they both enjoyed a lovely
meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said,
"I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the
night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every
man you meet?"
"Oh no!" she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."
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"His Glass Eye"
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man
accidentally swallowed his glass eye.
He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he
forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed
instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the
proctologist saw when he looked up the man's butt was that
glass eye staring right back at him!
"You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."