Newlyweds get: "soregasms"
Nymphos have: "let's-do-it-some-moregasms"
4WDrivers usually experience: "four-on-the-floorgasms"
Salesmen have: "door-to-doorgasms"
Virgins scream out: "my-hymen-got-torgasms"
I know of no one who has: "I-abhorgasms"
Goalies have: "scoregasms"
I was married to a man who had: "snoregasms"
(well, that was *his* excuse)
Golfers have: "foregasms"
Hockey players have: "Bobby Orrgasms"
Mushrooms are limited to: "sporegasms"
And Marco Polo had: "exploregasms"
Premature ejaculators have: "beforegasms"
Selfish men have: "I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms"
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"Your Sexy Gasms, continued"
YOURGasms
*in a boat - oargasms
* with a nerd - dorkgasms
* at the entrance to your house - doorgasms
* on the carpet or linoleum - floorgasms
* at the supermarket - storegasms
* with wild pigs - boargasms
* at a Stephen King movie - horrorgasms
* with a prostitute - whoregasms
* with a storyteller - loregasms
* with an accountant - boregasms (Huh? I resent that!
- LadyHawke)
* while sleeping - snoregasms
* with cartoon donkeys - eeyoregasms
* while broke - poorgasms
* with a lion - roargasms
* for hours and hours on end - soregasms
* on a golf course - foregasms
* with a nymphomaniac - ready for moregasms
* in a gold mine - oregasms
* with a dermatologists - poregasms
* with a vice president - Al Goregasms
* on the beach - shoregasms
* in Asia - Singaporegasms
* at an all you can eat buffet - smoregasms
* on the way to a train - all aboardgasms
* that isn't very satisfying - there's the doorgasms
* during hay fever season - sporegasms
* with a cookie - oreogasms
* with a meat eater - carnivoregasms
* with a vegetarian - vegegasms
Do You Have Any Others To Share?