The Complete Guide to Orgasms

Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 20 Oct 1998 15:53:07 -0400

"The Complete Guide to Orgasms"

Newlyweds get: "soregasms"
Nymphos have: "let's-do-it-some-moregasms"
4WDrivers usually experience: "four-on-the-floorgasms"
Salesmen have: "door-to-doorgasms"
Virgins scream out: "my-hymen-got-torgasms"
I know of no one who has: "I-abhorgasms"
Goalies have: "scoregasms"
I was married to a man who had: "snoregasms"
(well, that was *his* excuse)
Golfers have: "foregasms"
Hockey players have: "Bobby Orrgasms"
Mushrooms are limited to: "sporegasms"
And Marco Polo had: "exploregasms"
Premature ejaculators have: "beforegasms"
Selfish men have: "I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms"

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"Your Sexy Gasms, continued"

YOURGasms

*in a boat - oargasms

* with a nerd - dorkgasms

* at the entrance to your house - doorgasms

* on the carpet or linoleum - floorgasms

* at the supermarket - storegasms

* with wild pigs - boargasms

* at a Stephen King movie - horrorgasms

* with a prostitute - whoregasms

* with a storyteller - loregasms

* with an accountant - boregasms (Huh? I resent that!
- LadyHawke)

* while sleeping - snoregasms

* with cartoon donkeys - eeyoregasms

* while broke - poorgasms

* with a lion - roargasms

* for hours and hours on end - soregasms

* on a golf course - foregasms

* with a nymphomaniac - ready for moregasms

* in a gold mine - oregasms

* with a dermatologists - poregasms

* with a vice president - Al Goregasms

* on the beach - shoregasms

* in Asia - Singaporegasms

* at an all you can eat buffet - smoregasms

* on the way to a train - all aboardgasms

* that isn't very satisfying - there's the doorgasms

* during hay fever season - sporegasms

* with a cookie - oreogasms

* with a meat eater - carnivoregasms

* with a vegetarian - vegegasms

Do You Have Any Others To Share?