A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when
a beautiful young woman in a tight-fitting
bikini strolled passed.
The woman looked at the doctor, smiled, and said in a
sexy voice: "Hi there handsome. How you're doing?"
before wiggling her backside and walking off.
"Who was that?" demanded the doctor?s wife.
"Er... Just a woman I met professionally," replied the doctor.
"Oh yeah?!" snarled his wife, "In whose profession? Yours
or hers?"
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A fellow in Las Vegas was winning big at the roulette table.
He told his wife, "Tonight, you're sleeping with a rich man."
Before long, though, he had lost everything.
As they left the casino, his wife said, "Am I to go to this
rich guy's room, or is he coming to ours?"
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"Rent"
"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the
landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the
housewife told a neighbor.
"You didn't do it, did you?"
"I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might
add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent
is paid up for six months!"