A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her
mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully
place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, Mom forgot
until the last minute. So she dashed out and could only find a short
pink nighty. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
After the wedding the bride and groom enter their hotel room.
The groom was a little self-conscious so he asked his new bride
to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got
ready for bed. While she was in the bathroom, the bride opened her
suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there. She
exclaimed, "Oh no! It's short, pink, and wrinkled!"
Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"
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On their wedding night, a young couple finally retired to their hotel
room. After making her preparations, the bride left the bathroom
to find the bridegroom on his knees in front of the bed.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm praying for guidance," answered the young man.
"I'll take care of that," she replied. "You better pray for endurance."
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"Breakfast for Newlyweds"
This guy and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton for their honeymoon
night. At the front desk, they check in, and the receptionist gives the
groom the key to the bridal suite. Just then he says to the groom,
"Sir, It is now 6 o' clock, dinner will be served from 7:30 onwards."
The groom looks at him and says, "Thank you, but we won't be
needing any" and off he and his bride go to the room.
The whole evening the people next door the bridal suite are phoning
down to the main desk to complain about all the moaning, which
doesn't stop for one minute the whole night.
Next morning at 6am, the groom phones down to room service.
"Hi, could I get some breakfast brought up here?"
"Sure, what would you like?" asks room service. The groom says,
"Well, I have to replace all the energy I lost last night so you'd
better
get me 6 fried eggs, 9 sausages, 12 slices of toast and 6 liters of
orange juice!"
Room service replies, "Gee, that's quite an appetite you got there.
Is that for your wife as well, or just for you?"
"No, that's just for me. Can you send up six pieces of lettuce for my
wife as well?"
Room service asks, "Why six pieces of lettuce?"
The groom replies, "I have to see if she can eat like a rabbit as
well!!"