LadyHawke
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"It's Great To Be A Woman"
* Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies (you get the point).
* You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks
you're gay.
* You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
* You know The Truth about whether size matters.
* Speeding ticket? What's that?
* New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
* You never had to walk the high school halls with your
notebook strategically positioned.
* If you have sex with someone, and don't call him or her
the next day, you're not the devil.
* Condoms make no significant difference in your
enjoyment of sex.
* If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you
can say so, out loud.
* If you're not making enough money you can blame the
glass ceiling.
* Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
* You can sleep your way to the top.
* You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
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"An Impression"
An extremely shy fellow once brought his date a bouquet
of flowers. She threw her arms around him and kissed
him long and hard. After the kiss, he turned and bolted
for the door.
She exclaimed, "Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you."
"You didn't!" he replied. "I'm going to buy you some jewelry."
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"Third Date"
Some guys are just born losers. Fellow at work was
all worked up about this hot gal he had dated twice before.
He came in one day and said it was all over though. I
asked why.
He said, "Well, on our last date, we went to her apartment,
and she turned all the lights out after dinner. I got up and
left, because I can take a hint as well as the next guy."
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Gosh, is he a blond or something? - LadyHawke