LadyHawke
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"The Creation Story As Told By The Dog"
On the first day of creation, G-d created the dog.
On the second day, G-d created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, G-d created all the animals of the
earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food
for the dog.
On the fourth day, G-d created honest toil so that man
could labor for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, G-d created the tennis ball so that the
dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, G-d created veterinary science to
keep the dog healthy, and the man broke.
On the seventh day, G-d tried to rest, but He had to
walk the dog.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
It's a person who stays up all night wondering if there
really is a Dog....
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"The Creation Story As Told By The Cat"
On the first day of creation, G-d created the cat.
On the second day, G-d created man to serve the cat.
On the third, G-d created all the animals of the earth
to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, G-d created honest toil so that man
could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, G-d created the sparkle ball so that
the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, G-d created veterinary science to
keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, G-d tried to rest, but he had to
scoop the litterbox.