This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the
countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching the
auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be
auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced
60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, & comments,
"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen,
this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some
10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this
comparison.
The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary
specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, every day of the year! How about
YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells back,
"Sure, once a day!....... But ask the auctioneer if
they were all with the same cow!!!"
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along
and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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"Vet's Pills"
A rancher needs a bull to service his cows but needs
to borrow the money from the bank. The banker who
lent the money comes by a week later to see how his
investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull
just eats grass and wont even look at the cows. The
banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.
The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped.
The farmer looks very pleased: "The bull has serviced all
my cows, broke through the fence, and has serviced all my
neighbor's cows."
"Wow," says the banker, "What did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asked the banker.
"I don't know," says the farmer, "but they sort of taste
like chocolate."