Did you know that a man is made up of many useless
"things?"
He has an Adam?s apple that isn?t an apple...
Two calves that will never become cows...
A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere...
A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything...
Twenty nails that won?t hold a board...
A chest that won?t hold linen...
Two tits that won?t give milk...
Two buns that won't feed anyone...
A belly button that won?t button...
Two balls that won?t roll...
An ass that won?t pull a plow...
An organ that won?t play music...
A cock that won?t crow...
.....And what are YOU laughing about?!?
You've got a pussy that won?t catch mice!!
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Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, and an
unknown number of hares.
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"Interspecies Communication Problems"
What A Woman Says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!"
What A Man Hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
YOU AND I blah, blah, blah
blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!