The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed hysterically
at the funeral service of her seventy-five-year-old husband.
She confided in a friend, "We had such a happy marriage
for the three months it lasted. Every Sunday morning he
would make love to me, keeping time with the rhythm of
the church bells."
She sobbed again, then added, "If that fire engine hadn't
clanged by, he'd be alive today."
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My grandfather walked in my room the other day...
...saw what I was doing and said, "Hey Ryan, that will
make you go blind!"
And I replied, "Hey Grampa........ I'm over here."
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"Octogenarian's Wedding Night"
At 85 years, a fello marries a lovely 25 year old woman.
Because her new husband is so old the woman decides
that on their wedding night they should have separate suites.
She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself.
After the festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the
knock on the door she is expecting.
Sure enough the knock comes, and there is her groom
ready for action. They unite in conjugal union, and all goes
well whereupon he takes his leave of her, and she
prepares to go to sleep for the night.
After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there
old man is again ready for more action. Somewhat
surprised she consents to further coupling which is again
successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond
good night and leaves.
She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is
close to sleep for the second time when there is another
knock at the door, and there he is again fresh as a 25 year
old and ready for more.
Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As they're were
lying in afterglow, the young bride says to him, "I am really
impressed that a guy your age has enough juice to go for it
three times. I've been with guys less than half your age who
were only good for one..... You're great!"
Octogenarian looks confused for a time. Then he turns to her
and says, "Oh.... Was I already here?"