1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the
same as intercourse?
2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only
two of?
3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six
inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so
much that they often blow it?
4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
6). What does a dog do that you can step into?
7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k,
and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can
make a girl fat?
9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the
bottom of birdcages?
10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on
some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his;
and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
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"Riddle Answers"
1. talk
2. legs
3. a twenty dollar bill
4. firetruck
6. pants
7. fork
8. Almond Joy candy bar
9. grit
10. last name
And what were YOU thinking, eh? - LadyHawke
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"Sexual Tension Quiz"
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues.
Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being
described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself
2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points. If you
score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex. If
you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need
of more love. If you score over 21 points, you are classed as
having a great sex experience. Now please begin.
"CLUES" - (NOTE: The answers are given at the bottom.)
1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
3. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me..
I'm called a big swinger.
4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
5. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
6. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
7. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
8. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
9. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
11. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
12. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
13. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
14. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
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"The Answers to Sexual Tension Quiz"
1. nose
2. peanut butter
3. crane
4. Titanic
5. tent
6. dentist
7. wedding ring
8. elevator
9. chewing gum
10. newspaper boy
11. glove
12. arrow
13. attorney
14. bird