The marines were having inspection. As the Captain moved on
down the line he would check the toughness of each man. The
first man he slapped in the face with his swagger stick,
"Did that hurt?" asked the officer.
"NO SIR," was the reply.
"Why?" asked the captain.
"BECAUSE I AM MARINE, SIR!"
The captain continued down the line, striking each man in various
parts of the body when he comes upon a man with a large penis
protruding from between his legs. The captain promptly whacks
it with his swagger stick.
"Did that hurt, Marine???" demanded the Captain.
"NO SIR," shouted the Marine.
"Why not??"
"BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO THE MAN BEHIND ME, SIR!"
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And while we're on the subject of pain.... {hehehe}
"The Bulge" (From novlest via plutolover)
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand
new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to,
he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian
crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A girl (a blonde?? - ^v^) standing next to him eyed the large
bulge in his shorts.
"What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "That must be painful....
I had tennis elbow once........"