A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and
the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake
hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The pastor said to him,
"You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the army of the Lord, Pastor."
The Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at
Christmas and Easter?"
And with a totally straight face, he whispered back, "I'm in the
Secret Service."
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"The Chicken or the Egg?"
A Chicken and an Egg ..... are lying next to each other in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette, and, with a disgusted look,
the Egg says,
"Well ..... I guess that answers THAT long asked question!!"