He, much to my dismay, is apparently "out of the closet" as the
Associated Press calls him "openly-gay." George Michael gay?
Oh no! Boo hoo! There goes another fantasy of mine! :( I've
seen him twice in concert, and let me tell you: gay or not gay, his
got that sweet voice and gives one hell of a show.
Of course, having the hottest buns in the business helps..... lol
LadyHawke - ^v^
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"The Top 15 Excuses Given By George Michael"
15. Trying to win a bet that he could be in the news in the 90s.
14. "Doesn't anybody bloody knock anymore!?"
13. "My publicist told me I needed more exposure."
12. Just working on the ol' solo act.
11. "You call *this* a lewd act? Compared to the first Wham! tour??"
10. Accidentally gave himself that "I want your sex" look in the mirror.
9. "Your strange foreign ways confuse me... Now look at my butt!"
8. "Is it my fault I'm the only person good-looking enough to date me?"
7. Original title of "I Want Your Sex" was "I Want Your Sex In The
Men's Room of Will Rogers Park, Beverly Hills, California and If
You Don't Show Up On Time I'm Starting Without You."
6. "Hey, why should that Milli Vanilli guy get all the attention?"
5. "I just couldn't pass up a chance to look at me bum. It's PERFECT!"
4. "Hey, at least I didn't murder my ex-wife!!"
3. Rehearsing for his new band, Whack!
2. Rehearsing for upcoming role in "Dr. Elders, Medicine Woman."
1. Trying to get a feel for what Andrew Ridgeley's been doing for
the last 12 years.
Oh, Michael..... Why didn't you video tape this one?? I bet it
would sell as much as Pamela Lee's. - ^v^