One day little Johnnie came up to his father and asked,
"Dad, where did I come from?" Dad squirmed a bit, but
thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. So, Dad
told his son how the expression of love resulted in the
beginning of life, how life developed in the womb and finally
how a child was born. As Dad told the story, his son's eyes
got wider and wider.
When Dad was finished, his son said, "Wow, that's really
neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he
came from Philadelphia."
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My mother told my father to tell me about the birds and the
bees. He took me to Coney Island, pointed to a couple
making love under the boardwalk, and said, "Your mother
wants you to know that the birds and the bees do the same
thing." -- George Burns
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"Cow Birthing" (From ShrinkBob@aol.com)
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he
noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence,
soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great... he's
4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees.
No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son
and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was
that calf going when he hit that cow?"