LadyHawke
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"The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary"
11. Invited entire tech-support department to play golf.
Brought Melissa to complete the foursome.
10. Steve Jobs started work today. The silverware looks
great, but he doesn't do windows -- yet.
9. The baby cries constantly. Maybe I'll buy Fisher-Price.
8. Bought my first Macintosh. It's sooooo cute!
7. Good day. Found over 15 bucks' worth of soda cans in
the trash bins outside Microsoft headquarters.
6. Bad day. Ellison sent back the heads of two of the three
hitmen I hired, along with a note saying he ate the third
one whole.
5. Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner. Yes!
4. Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days!
3. Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to
buy china, she means dishes.
2. Ran into Demi and Bruce. Upped my offer to a billion
dollars.
1. Seventh day: rested.