A Navy Admiral (*which Navy will go unspecified) was being
court-martialed for an incident where he was found to be
chasing a young lady through the hallways of the hotel in
which they were both staying. Neither of them were wearing
anything. One of the charges was that of "being out of uniform."
The Admiral's lawyer argued that the officer was not out of
uniform, as the regulations read: "A Naval officer must be at all
times appropriately attired for the activity in which he is engaged."
The Admiral was acquitted.