A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were
touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and
such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside
they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say,
"You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special
sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild
at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't
need them, being the sex hero he was. The husband asked
the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Why don't you try them on and see
for yourself?"
Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally
conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his
feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't
seen in many years - raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye,
the husband rushed the Pakistani man, threw him on a table
and started tearing at the guy's pants.
All the time the Pakistani man was screaming, "YOU HAVE
THEM ON THE WRONG FEET! YOU HAVE THEM ON THE
WRONG FEET!"