Did you hear about Levi's new jeans for Baby Boomer men?
They come with just a "Viagra" more room.
For women who are not-in-the-mood, California bars now
have... Viagra-free zones.
Did you know that scientists developed the idea for Viagra
after studying President Clinton's DNA. No? I didn't think so...
And the New Viagra SMILEY face: :---)
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"Viagra Causes Panic"
WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) -- Viagra, the new pill for impotence
approved by the Food and Drug Administration on Friday, is
already causing problems across the country. The FDA had
said a man would need to by sexually aroused before the drug
would work, but apparently failed to consider that most men
walk around in a constant state of sexual arousal. Several
disasters or near-disasters have already been reported:
* In Boise, a passenger plane skidded off the runway after
the pilot's erection inadvertently hit the button that causes
the landing gear to retract.
* In San Bernardino County, outside of Los Angeles, a 17-car
pileup occurred when trucker Dirk Diggler apparently lost
control of his rig, blocking his vision and causing him to also
lose control of his truck.
FDA Spokesperson Bonnie Thurston commented, "There's
no limit to the damage that this pill could cause. We've got to
make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands, like President
Clinton's, for example, of we could have a potential nuclear
mistake."