Redneck Wins Lottery

Unicorn (unicron@prodigy.net)
Thu, 16 Jul 1998 20:13:32 -0400

"Redneck Wins Lottery!"

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to
Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that
way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest
spread out for the next 19 years."

The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now!
I won it, and I want it."

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a
million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out,
"Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my
$20 million "right now," THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!