I. 1. Go into Microsoft Word 97. Open a new sheet.
2. Type in the phrase "unable to follow directions"
(without the quotes)
3. Highlight the phrase (Ctrl + A)
4. Go to the Tools menu and click on Thesaurus (Shift + F7)
(Sometimes it is Tools, Language, Thesaurus)
5. Begin to wonder if MS engineers have too much time
on their hands.
Other phrases to check out are:
II. unable to find my Viagra
III. Beat me and spank me
IV. I'd love to see you naked
Now, the quesiton is who would use these phrases in
word documents in the first place? Hmmm?
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ANSWERS found by Microsoft Word 97 Thesaurus are:
Thesaurus' alternative for I is "unable to have an erection"
(How on Earth did Microsoft come up with THAT parallel?)
Thesaurus' alternative for II is "unable to have an erection"
Thesaurus' alternative for III is "Beat off"
Thesaurus' alternative for IV is "I'll drink to that"