An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and
buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue
you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."
"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get
home." promised the lady.
"That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way
that one rein loops across the horse's back and around
one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That's
cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that
right away!" warned the policeman sternly,
Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about
her encounter with the cop.
"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" inquired the husband.
"He said the reflector is broken."
"I can fix that in two minutes. Anything else?"
"I'm not sure, Jacob," she said, "..something about the
emergency brake..."