Can be prepared 20 years ahead.
Ingredients:
Crust:
1 hardskinned hubby
1 comfortable sofa
Filling:
1 tv remote control
6 pack of beer
1 packet chips (crisps)
1 family size pizza
1 large serve nachos
1 melted cheese sandwhich
15 years patience
lifetime of loving care
1 ounce of resignation
Method:
Cram one thick-skinned hubby into a well worn greased
and comfortable sofa and leave to set (probably will take
length of one sport show), remove from family room and
bring to kitchen to finish filling.
Mix TV remote control, chip packet, pizza, hotdog, nachos
and cheese sandwhich on a large tray. Add six pack of beer
slowly (to avoid excess gas), bind with a lot of patience,
loving care and resignation. Be careful to place hubby and
filling carefully back in front of the TV so as not to disturb the
view of the screen and leave to solidify indefinately.
Head back to your computer and have a marvellous time
chatting with your online friends UNDISTURBED!!!
(Or, go SHOPPING! - see below)