Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 20 Dec 1998 12:13:39 -0500
"Name That Christmas Carol!"
1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time:2400 hrs - Weather:Cloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man En Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals
"Name That Christmas Carol, the Answers"
1. White Christmas
2. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
3. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
4. O Holy Night
5. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
6. O Come, All Ye Faithful
7. Away in a Manger
8. Deck the Hall
9. Little Drummer Boy
10. We Three Kings
11. Silent Night
12. G-d Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen
13. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
14. Let it Snow
15. Go, Tell It on the Mountain
16. Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer
17. What Child is This?
18. Joy to the World
19. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
20. The Twelve Days of Christmas
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"Christmas Gesture"
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They
all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter
heaven. Upon entering they are told by Saint Peter that
they must present something "Christmassy" in order
to get into heaven.
The first man searches his pockets, and finds some
pine needles from the family's Christmas tree. He is let it.
The second man presents a bow and some ribbon, from
presents that were opened earlier in that night. So he is
also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of black lace panties.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter says in a
booming voice, "I fail to see the relevance. How do
*these* represent Christmas?"
To which the third man sheepishly replies,
"Oh... They're Carol's."
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